its-the-fluffy-lupin:

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

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• 4 Jan 2019
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thegaysassyfrenchy:

squirtle-daddy:

alwaysabeautifullife:

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alwaysabeautifullife:

So I’ve been ruining my kids lives by saying “weird flex but ok” to everything and when I do it they scream no and tell me they’re running away and I made this lovely photo lemme get it

Ok so I need some help coming up with the absolute worst “to flex on” live memes ever to pretend I’m an even more really lame parent. they don’t have to make sense but they need to be absolutely awful yet believable enough that it isn’t obvious I’m intentionally trying to be more lame

Here’s the ones I came up with so far

“You ever just eat a well balanced diet and exercise daily to flex on heart disease?”

“You ever just boil chilies to flex on your eyes?”

“You ever just be cool to flex on your kids?”

“You ever just use sanitizer to flex on 99.9% of all bacteria and viruses?”

“You ever just turn all the lights and up the heater to flex on Dad?”

Catholic edition:

“You ever just like receive the sacraments frequently to flex on Satan?”

“You ever just like love your Mom to flex on Protestants?”

So I executed the first one in the kitchen then I dabbed and my son didn’t say anything he just set down his pomegranate and walked out the front door with no shoes on and now he’s walking down the street

Ok so I walked down the block and I found him

Update

Your son is named Egg.

Every part of this is hilarious

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• 24 Dec 2018
• 71943

hrefnatheravenqueen:

When even the mainstream media sees that @staff is okay with nazis while getting offended at the female nipple.

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• 24 Dec 2018
• 106962

kylos-manbun:

When it’s days past the nsfw ban and there’s still pornbots everywhere

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• 24 Dec 2018
• 74227